I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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