"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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