Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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