Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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