I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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