i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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