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  I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.

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