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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?

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(517): I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore? http://tfl.nu/tjz8

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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.

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(215): Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them. http://tfl.nu/quds

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday

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(608): margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday http://tfl.nu/m5c8

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(425): View more from Washington

It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."

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(425): It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo." http://tfl.nu/u5wa

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.

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(512): I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub. http://tfl.nu/cojk

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.

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(732): just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night. http://tfl.nu/zm02

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(805): View more from California

bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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(805): bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me http://tfl.nu/f5bj

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(260): View more from Indiana

She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.

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(260): She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son. http://tfl.nu/cl4b

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!

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(610): Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans! http://tfl.nu/q5t9

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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.

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(813): The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us. http://tfl.nu/d109

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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you

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(707): He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you http://tfl.nu/2xma

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(708): View more from Illinois

I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.

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(708): I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples. http://tfl.nu/uuho

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(716): View more from New York

Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.

(585): View more from New York

If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.

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(716): Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way. (585): If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this. http://tfl.nu/htqs

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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.

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(323): My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job. http://tfl.nu/hsg6

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(775): View more from Nevada

He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.

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(775): He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it. http://tfl.nu/09j3

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