i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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