I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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