Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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