We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
True college students do jello shots in the library
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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