I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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