do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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