it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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