I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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