discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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