i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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