but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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