I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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