Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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