People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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