I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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