so let's talk penis.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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