Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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