Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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