When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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