so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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