I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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