How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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