Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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