there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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