Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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