I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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