it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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