Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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