rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
