My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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