I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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