So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
