If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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