we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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