Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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