nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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