he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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