singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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