The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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