He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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