i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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