Me too!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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