bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Your cock deserves a montage
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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