Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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