: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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