We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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