so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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