I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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