gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Randomize
