The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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