a queef is a wish your heart makes.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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